Welcome to the homepage of The Anti Ripe Tomato Squad. Dedicated to stamping out tomatoes the world over, we combine over 2 weeks of collective experience to produce the most effective tomato death squad known to man. We are commited to a cause that disturbs and chills people to the very core of their hearts - the gradual creeping invasion of tomatoes into everyday life. For instance, did you know about The DREAD TOMATO ADDICTION? Well, did you? Not many people do. The heinous crimes committed by tomatoes in today's society cannot be ignored. We are here to stop tomatoes taking over the world. How many times have you been eating a salad and come across a tomato lurking amongst the cucumber and lettuce, just waiting for you to put it in your mouth? DOESN'T THAT JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO VOMIT? Well, no more! We are here to give the world the message: The Only Good Tomato is a Squashed Tomato! Comrades, we need help. Join today, and you too can contribute towards the end of the tomato invasion. For a limited time only, it's absolutely free to join, and you also get a bumper pack of tomato extermination equipment in the deal! Yes, that's right - for a limited time only, we are giving away not one but two hammers for yourself and a friend in the spirit of tomato death. We urge you to help the cause, before it's too late. update: unfortunately, due to a huge demand for membership in The Anti Ripe Tomato Squad, our hammer supply is temporarily unavailable. We are waiting on a shipment from our suppliers, but until then we will not be able to provide the bumper pack of tomato extermination equipment. Contact us to sign up - do it today! We are not alone in this quest for tomato extinction: The Tomato War Antitomato.com The Tomato Haters' Society - working with us for a better world A good tomato is a dead tomato! (in french, unfortunately) Friends: GO FORTH AND SQUASH!

Three tomatoes nearing the danger stage Previously imprisoned tomatoes

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